Just because you’re a wind bag when it comes to wine doesn’t mean you enjoy it anymore than the guy who sips and says, ‘dry, yet wet.’”
By Julianna Hayes
Kelowna Daily Courier
Each time I crack a bottle of wine I follow the same routine of studying it and sniffing it in much the same way my dogs do when they come across an interesting spot on the pavement.
Many of my drinking companions over the years have been puzzled by my behaviour but feel strangely compelled to mimic me — swirling and smelling and nodding in agreement at each description despite being completely clueless. Perhaps it’s the Canadian way, but most people are far too polite to call me on my actions. Or maybe they’re just too proud to admit they’re out of the loop.
It’s always refreshing when people do, however — and not because it’s an opening for me to pitch about the merits of sound wine knowledge. In truth, I welcome this opportunity to tell them that, in the grand scheme of things, how they drink and describe their wine matters little, as long as they enjoy it.
Several years ago I clipped a cartoon from an industry publication that depicted four men – a beginner, intermediate, advanced and total geek – each holding a glass of wine. The beginner is admiring the wine and saying, “Pretty tasty and it’s got a good kick.”
The intermediate bloke says, “Soft and fruity. Nice nose.”
The advanced taster describes the wine as, “Ripe, well-balanced with an excellent balance of flavours and dense, chewy tannins.”
The wine geek goes further with, “Olive and earth notes accent a plum and raspberry character. A concentrated finish with firm tannins that wrap around the ripe berry flavours. Needs another 10 years’ cellaring.”
The geek demonstrated he has a sizable wine vocabulary and the advanced dude could probably hold his own in an industry arena. The less sophisticated fellows would likely struggle. But what was not lost on me is the fact that they all liked it, yet each taster had a different way of saying why he did.
And that’s the very point I have been trying to people who feel intimidated and belittled by the wine lingo. Just because you’re a wind bag when it comes to wine doesn’t mean you enjoy it anymore than the guy who sips from his glass and says, “dry, yet wet.”
When most people read a wine review they seek a simple answer to a simple question, ‘Did the critic like it or not?’”
Wine critics such as myself have made it our business to learn the language of wine. All of us started out with a limited appreciation, but for whatever reason it developed into a passion, if not an obsession, just as others might become fixated on classic cars or storm chasing. And if you think wine speak makes you gaga, watch an episode of Monster Garage or American Chopper and listen to those guys spout on about custom fuel tanks or the ideal hue of metallic midnight magenta.
That being said, when most people read a wine review they seek a simple answer to a simple question, “Did the critic like it or not?” Usually, the score will tell them what they want to know – the higher the number, the better the wine. In my case, any wine that rates at least a B- I am willing to drink again. Any wine that scores B+ and above, I will drink again…and again…and again.
The rest of the wine review is pretty much just gravy. Not everyone is an expert, but neither is everyone a beginner. As the cartoon demonstrates, there are people in between – intermediate and advanced sippers who want to know more about why they like or don’t like a particular wine and hope the critics can help unlock the mystery. Detail in wine reviews assists individual tasters in expanding their own wine vocabulary should they wish to do so.
You can’t very well agree that a wine has the bouquet of a lychee nut if you’ve never even seen one, much less know what it smells like.
Of course, this goes only so far because, as I’ve said before, there is no “universal palate.” Not everything smells and tastes the same way to everyone, which is why consumers with lofty wine appreciation ambitions need to create experiences outside the bottle and beyond the pages of some wine text.
The way I personally did this was by smelling everything I could get my hands on, so I could better understand the descriptions I read in wine reviews. You can’t very well agree that a wine has the bouquet of a lychee nut if you’ve never even seen one, much less know what it smells like.
This is a time-consuming exercise and really only for those truly committed to the craft. But I did come across a clever technique of making “aroma jars” developed by Vancouver writers Kenji Hodgson and James Nevison. The system is an inexpensive alternative to high-end aroma kits, such as Nez du Vin, that are currently on the market for wanna-be wine geeks.
You simply take a bunch of empty spice jars and fill them with stuff such as dried apricots, apples and bananas, dried herbs, coffee beans, black licorice, cinnamon, black pepper, pieces of leather, rose petals, earth – anything with a scent you’ve seen in a wine review. This way when you are tasting wine, and you can’t get a grip on what you’re smelling, you can crack a couple of these aroma jars for inspiration.
Dried goods are best as they keep for a long time. You can fill the jars with fresh stuff, but remember it will go bad and the jars will have to be cleaned thoroughly before reuse.
Wine Notes
CedarCreek 2008 Classic Pinot Gris
Asian pear, yellow plum aromas fill the nose with just a touch of lees and a hint of nuttyness. Accented by citrus peel and mineral. Fresh dry entry with a full, bright mouthfeel of apple and pear and a citrusy finish.
Cellaring Potential: Drink now
Score: B
Notable: Accomplished maker of signature B.C.-style Gris. Fresh and fruit forward.
Price: $18
Availability: VQA shops, BC LDBs, private retailers
Calona Artist Series 2008 Pinot Noir
Savoury notes with spice, vanilla, currants, sour cherry and raspberries are predominant in the bouquet with the medium weight on the palate, red berry flavours, a bit of spice and savoury accents. There’s a touch of menthol on the finish.
Cellaring Potential: Drink now and over the next 2-4 years
Score: B
Notable: A quaffable Pinot at a great price. Would like to see this one under screwcap.
Price: $15
Availability: VQA shops, BC LDBs, private retailers
Gehringer Vineyards 2008 Classic Ehrenfelser
Fresh peach leaps out of the glass with aromas of orange, vanilla and a hint of mineral. Bright, fresh and lively on the palate with tree fruit and citrus flavours and a clean, dry finish.
Cellaring Potential: Drink now
Score: B+
Notable: Great price and an excellent choice for après ski in the hottub. But where’s the screwcap?
Price: $14
Availability: VQA shops, BC LDBs, private retailers





















Mission Hill 2008 Five Vineyards Pinot Blanc
Wild Goose 2008 Autumn Gold
Stoneboat 2008 Pinot Blanc
Sandhill 2008 King Family Vineyard Pinot Gris















